I spent the rest of my Christmas in southern Goa at a beach called Pallolem. It was all that you could ask for besides, besides the idiotic rules the brain dead police men came up with.
TO KEEP TERRORISTS FROM KILLING TOURISTS WE WILL
1) THROW ALL THE BEACH CHAIRS AND TABLES OFF THE SAND
2) STOP ALL MUSIC AFTER 12:00
3) MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE SHACK OWNERS LOSE MONEY
They managed to stop the terrorists alright, they even built a little sandbag bunker in case they did attack. In the meantime people went broke, tourists left unsatisfied, and the police got a bad name.
Terrorists, you win again.
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